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Faaizah Mohd Ali

Posted 23 January 2012 - 02:59 PM

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a

day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat

everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

> >WHY AM I MARRIED?

> >You have two choices in life:

> >You can stay single and be miserable,

> >or get married and wish you were dead.

> >At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

> >"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

> >"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

> >A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:

> >"Husband Wanted".

> >Next day she received a hundred letters.

> >They all said the same thing:

> >"You can have mine."

> >When a woman steals your husband,

> >there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

> >A man is incomplete until he is married.

> >Then he is completely finished

> >A little boy asked his father,

> >"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

> >Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

> >A young son asked,

> >"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa

> >a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

> >Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."